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BIO'S

OK, so who the hell do we think we are reviewing your site, and what qualifies us to be judgement material? Good question. I'll see if I can find out for you. Until then, here is a little bit about the people that are doing the reviews on your site.

Reviewer #1: Adam
Hi, I'm Adam. I am the owner and founder of this site, so you can blame me if something doesn't work the way it is supposed to. I have been on the internet for about 5 years, and have been building web sites almost that long. I taught myself everything, including HTML, cgi, javascript, and quite a bit more. I have built a lot of sites, but mostly for other people. I currently own and operate a half dozen or so sites. I have seen literally thousands of sites, so I know what is to be considered "average", and what is "above average" or "below average". I also know what the surfers expect, and I can appreciate a site that doesn't try to "bullshit" a surfer out of their 15 or 20 bucks. I believe that all sites should operate on a "what goes around, comes around" basis. Anyway, enough about me. I should be able to give you a fair, complete review on your site.

Reviewer #2: Alex
I was born on..., wait a minute, did you want my whole life story or just what qualifies me to review websites? In that case, here you go: First of all, I'm a woman. Second, I love the internet. I am on the internet nearly all day long. In fact, my eyeballs hurt when I go to bed from staring at the damn screen all day. I do more than just surf, though. I completed an 18-month course on web site design and maintenance last year, and I am currently going to class for network engineering and computer repair. I will be a certified nerd by this time next year. Alot of the shit in class is hard, but I am doing good, and besides, there are alot of cute guys in my class. I have learned, though, especially from Adam and his wife, that there is more money to be made in porn than in fixing computers. So, when I finish school, I will undoubtedly try and find a career building porn sites, or fixing porn servers, or, or, or... Over the last few years I have seen many sites, thousands for sure. I have a good eye for what looks good, runs good, and feels good. Plus, I think I give a good female persective to a review. There you go!!